Saturday, May 14, 2011

"I Do What I Want" (An ICU Bedtime Story)

Once upon a time in the land of ICU there were a set of laws established. They stated that no one under the age of 14 should be allowed in the waiting or patient districts of ICU. However, the people sinned verily and brought children from baseball whose shoes dirtied the floor and others whose screams rent the peace and calm. The denizens of ICU are temporary residents and value peace and calm but the twin evils of "political correctness" and "unwarranted entitlement" inhibited the legal resident's ability to punish the transgressors. We can only look forward to the future land of Private Room to ease our suffering.

-A Joint Authorship by PKs.

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